BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them
It’s amazing how stupid you can be when you’re in love.
— Unknown (via kimpocalypse)
what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms
I actually want to cry
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
REBLOG WHILE YOU STILL CAN
we’ve got plenty of time.
plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try
"My mother instilled in me that you don’t apologise for being a woman. There’s no apology in my femininity."
-Academy Award winner, Lupita Nyong’o
I am crying
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
We don’t have to put a label on it, but I need some consistency. I need to know that you’re not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.
— (500) Days of Summer (via stevenbong)